Pretty (and colorful!) Dries Van Noten Pumps!

My god I have just fallen in love with a pair of Dries Van Noten pumps. I don’t just like these. I’m not just considering buying a pair. I’m looking at them and I actually feel aroused. Literally. I’ll do the psycho-babble this obviously justifies tomorrow with my psychologist friend — for now I’m jumping to the “CHECKOUT” page on brownsfashion.com.

Look at the metallic heels!

DON’T BUY THESE TONIGHT. Your order might be accidently pushed ahead of mine and I’d have to come and kill you. Order these on Tuesday, when mine are hopefully in the mail to me.

Peace!