7 Fashion Mistakes to Avoid at All Costs: 2

I do not understand Crocs.  I do not understand their appeal, I do not understand their popularity, I do not understand anything about them.  I know that kids like them, and that is perfectly cool — no grade school child should ever be judged on his or her shoes.  I know that a lot of nurses extoll their virtues, and that is cool too; being the progeny of a nurse, I know how important comfortable shoes are when you are working the floor all night.  I also know that lots of people wear them while gardening, and I am just fine with that as well.  After all, who cares what you wear in the garden?

What I do not understand is how grown folks — men and women — can walk around wearing their “artfully” studded Crocs on a day to day basis.  Why?  It is not cool.  They do not look cute.  In fact, this qualifies as a fashion don’t supreme.  So, I have two words for you: STOP IT.  Besides, I hear they make your feet smell.